The Saga of Willson continues...
It's not over.
Not even close.
Shortly after Sir Willson ManCave's epic adventures were chronicled by the Men of Evergreen...this note and picture showed up at the Welcome Centre:
In the form of a note received earlier today -
...and so, this strangely beloved Willson-creature has indeed fallen into the hands of the one evil lord capable of his destruction.
But, this weirdo lord, unbeknownst to all but his closest minions, is secretly a master of 'both' the riddles of iron, the mysteries of the healing of all things dead, and micro-electronics - an "iron doctor" ... one could say. Alas, one day this "Iron Doctor" was advised and bewitched, through means of strong coffee, by his friend and peer, a maiden of iron curiously known by those who love her as Jogee? ...Jogee? Anyway, Jogee encouraged the doctor to "lighten-up" and now the doctor has oddly taken pity upon this Willson-creature who, until recently, was on his radar for a fiery destruction - instead, the Willson-creature shall be reborn! Where once he was blind he shall be given sight (courtesy of rgb-led microcontrolled lighting), he shall also be given the intelligence of say... a ferret, with help of an ARM cortex processor, and the looks of Leonardo DeCaprio through the use of iron plates and hair.
Signed,
The Iron Doctor ... Lord, whatever
Not even close.
Shortly after Sir Willson ManCave's epic adventures were chronicled by the Men of Evergreen...this note and picture showed up at the Welcome Centre:
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING
WILSON
WILSON
In the form of a note received earlier today -
...and so, this strangely beloved Willson-creature has indeed fallen into the hands of the one evil lord capable of his destruction.
But, this weirdo lord, unbeknownst to all but his closest minions, is secretly a master of 'both' the riddles of iron, the mysteries of the healing of all things dead, and micro-electronics - an "iron doctor" ... one could say. Alas, one day this "Iron Doctor" was advised and bewitched, through means of strong coffee, by his friend and peer, a maiden of iron curiously known by those who love her as Jogee? ...Jogee? Anyway, Jogee encouraged the doctor to "lighten-up" and now the doctor has oddly taken pity upon this Willson-creature who, until recently, was on his radar for a fiery destruction - instead, the Willson-creature shall be reborn! Where once he was blind he shall be given sight (courtesy of rgb-led microcontrolled lighting), he shall also be given the intelligence of say... a ferret, with help of an ARM cortex processor, and the looks of Leonardo DeCaprio through the use of iron plates and hair.
Signed,
The Iron Doctor ... Lord, whatever
Willson's where-abouts are not known. I think it's safe to say that Willson has a new home somewhere on-site.
Calm down now - Willson has not been destroyed...he's hiding...somewhere on-site. Can you find him? And will he have two eyes? These answers are not yet known. Rest assured - the Men of Evergreen will be hot on Willson's trail. Which can't be too hard to find...Willson does shed...and smell.
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